there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in
update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher
UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING
(Source: stridazzle)
« I feel like I embarrass myself every day because I have no filter. So I just talk and talk and then it’s like, “Oh my god, what am I saying?” But working with Aaron Tveit, who I’m obsessed with, all year I was like, “I wanna make out with Aaron, I love Aaron,” as a joke. He’s really like a brother, but I love him. So finally the last scene of the whole season, really intense, I’m being tortured, they call action and Aaron comes up and starts making out with me. I have blood all over me. I died. I started screaming, “AARON! I WASN’T READY!” He was on the floor. Everyone was dying; everyone was there, even Jeff Eastin, the creator. And I was so mad. I had blood all over my mouth, I didn’t know if I had flossed. Man. So upset. »
Michael Buble’ pulls a fan on stage to sing with him and get’s shocked to hell when his fan has talent!
“Holy shit balls!”
This is awesome.
LOOK HOW EXCITED HE GETS OMG
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:
- fuck you
J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.
Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.
EXPLAINS THE BOOKS
i can’t
stop
laughing
(Source: flying-dutchwoman)
thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:
We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution
Make tumblr user Pizza find the thing.
holy shit
*silently puts fandom references in all my schoolwork*
what if paper screamed every word you wrote back at you
Then paper written fanfiction would be quite hilarious.
everything you wrote would become a howler
